Dangerous, Dirty, and Unfun

Hmm. A whole lot of Gossip Girl on DD&U recently. No apologies, though. The blog’s gonna do what the blog’s gonna do. If you think I have any control over the damn thing, well, I don’t want to alarm you, but you’re very sadly mistaken. Are you ready for a diary about a truly explosive ep? I hope so!

9:01 More Matt and Kim on the GG soundtrack. I’m very conflicted as to whether I like these guys. I can imagine the shouting vocals to be annoying in large doses. I’ll be sure to investigate and report back.

“Even though she is a Buckley,” goes Serena. Is this a political thing, or a social hierarchy thing? Is it wrong that I want my fictional characters to be as unabashedly leftist as me?

9:03 Did Dan say he was a terrible IM flirter? He’s a writer! That’s his medium!

9:05 B, still holding slavery against Bree. Pwn pwn pwn.

Oooh oooh oooh. Are Chuck and Bree going to align against Carter? How could I not have seen this coming?

“I know women. And none of us are that nice.” B is so wise.

9:07 Is anyone else uncomfortable with how much Jenny looms over Eric? I mean just physically. She looks like she’s 6′4″.

9:09 I never took Georgina to be boy crazy. Actually crazy, yes. But boy crazy?

9:14 I also never took Vanessa to be such a pushover. After all the accusations she tossed at Dan about not being himself, you think she’d stand up to Georgina a little more.

9:16 “I hate her and the tractor she rode in on.” I’m now convinced. Blair has different (and better) writers.

What is Lily wearing on her finger? Not the engagement ring. The faberge egg thing.

9:18 Hey, now Dan thinks Vanessa is a crazy person. Just not a puppet being manipulated by a crazy person.

“I’m not in love with you, you moron.” Good for you, Vanessa. You have to be direct with this guy.

9:21 Rufus should definitely get up and play “You’re So Yesterday” at the reception.

9:26 “I’m sorry. My family is in investment banking. They’re broke.” I LOLed at that one.

“Amaelia, new mean girls, go to the garden, get to work.” A rare zinger from Serena. This is a good ep.

I like how the creepy guy in the park checks out Georgina as she walks out of frame. Nice detail.

9:34 Dorota looks EXACTLY like all the ladies that show up to Polish mass at Our Lady of Mt. Carmel in the Bizonne. Excellent attention to detail on the part of the costume designers.

9:37 I like the color of Dan’s shirt.

9:40 Like, seriously? This is how you know GG is complete fiction, because a long time ago, someone would have smashed Georgina. Right in her face.

9:48 Are Lily and Rufus going to stay together because of a kid? Isn’t that like, a universally discouraged idea?

9:52 Doesn’t Kim Gordon look almost exactly like Serena will look in 35 years? If she’s lucky?

9:55 I LOVE Chuck’s vest.

9:56 Thanks, Bree, for giving us all another reason to hate Texas. And good for Nate for showing some backbone!

9:57 You can tell these kids are 18 and 19 because they’re just walking around like there’s not a Sonic Youth live show going on all around them.

9:59 W/r/t the preview: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tags: Georgina sucks, Gossip Girl, running diary, wedding

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