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DD&U’s Fourth Favorite Album of the Decade

A Mark, A Mission, A Brand, A Scar

A Mark, A Mission, A Brand, A Scar

4) Dashboard Confessional, A Mark, A Mission, A Brand, A Scar (2003)

Oh, Dashboard Confessional. Is there a more divisive band out there? Dashboard boosters would take a bullet for the band; detractors can’t bring themselves to even listen. (Ok, I may be generalizing, but who knows.) All I know is that of all the emo-type bands that I enjoy, Dashboard tends to elicit the most ughs, blechs, and really?s. You know what? I don’t care. I effing love Dashboard.

The band’s entire catalogue falls well within the confines of our list, so picking one particular album was sort of tough: they’re all so good! However, comma, A Mark, A Mission, A Brand, A Scar takes the cake. The decision, in a big way, came down to sheer volume: AMAMABAS has 13 tracks, and all of them are pure dynamite. To quote a song from another album on this list, “even all the bad songs ain’t so bad.” (I’ll go ahead and say that “Morning Calls” is the worst song on the album. Take that how you will.)

A Mark represents Dashboard Confessional’s Newport Folk Festival moment, so to speak. After two acoustic albums, the band’s third full-length featured a full electric band. Regular readers of Dangerous, Dirty, and Unfun understand that I’m a sucker for anything acoustic, but the fact remains that musically, there are certain things you can only do when you’re plugged in.

In this blog’s previous iteration, I’ve talked about the maybe-not-so-rare opening track trifecta on A Mark. As that post makes clear, a strong opening track (which A Mark has) is crucially important, but if the two tracks after that rock too, well, you might have a Top Ten Favorite Album of the Decade on your hands. “Rapid Hope Loss” is as heavy a tune as you’ll find on a Dashboard album (which means not quite that heavy at all), but where the music fails to smash like a hammer, the lyrics cut like a knife: “Well thanks for waiting this long to show yourself. / ‘Cause now that I can see you, / I don’t think you’re worth a second glance.” My favorite track, “As Lovers Go,” follows. I won’t go into too much detail, because it’s a sweet song, and I feel like if I waxed poetic about every sweet song I liked on this list, y’all would get diabetes or something.

Chris Carrabba, as Rolling Stone says, is the godfather of emo. I won’t go into individual tracks too deeply, because in a way, they’re all the same. I mean that in a positive way, though it doesn’t sound like it. What I mean is that, as a songwriter, Carrabba is incredibly consistent. Each song brims with passion, wit, and emotion. He’s among the best there is at what he does.

I like A Mark a lot because, since it came out, it’s been an album that I’ve been able to just sort of hang around in. For a good long while, I listened almost exclusively to the first half. Who knows why: it had songs I liked, and I never bothered getting around to the later tracks. Then I was asking the Official Bandmate of Dangerous, Dirty, and Unfun (what, you’ve never heard of Wait for Summer?) about suggestions for a good summertime playlist. “Why not ‘Carve Your Heart Out’?” he asks me. Why not indeed! As it turns out, for as strong as the album starts, it finishes just as strong: “So Beautiful,” “Hey Girl,” “If You Can’t Leave It Be,” and “Several Ways to Die Trying” are just as addictive as the first four tracks. And so then for the next few months, I hung around almost exclusively in the back end of the album. Then I grew up and realized I could listen to the whole thing, and well, here we are. I just love Dashboard.

Signature track: “Hands Down”

You may or may not know, but Dashboard Confessional is probably the band that exerts the strongest influence on my North Jersey emocore duo, Wait for Summer. The way my buddy Joe and I write lyrics and music, and his vocal stylings, wind up sounding more like Dashboard than anyone else. It’s not on purpose, but it happens. Consequently, I find myself very interested in Chris Carrabba’s songwriting.

My choice of signature track here is another deference to the artist. I’ve been to a few Dashboard Confessional shows, and every one has ended with “Hands Down.” And every time, Carrabba introduces the song the same way: “This is a song about the best night of my life.” I believe it. As I’ve written before, I admire guys that can write songs, autobiographical or not, about things that I just can’t bring myself to. Even if I could pick out the best night of my life, I know I’m wholly incapable of describing it with the detail and honesty of “Hands Down.” This Dashboard tune is sort of the opposite of the Fall Out Boy example: just a song that’s clearly filled with joy, and love, and earnestness. It’ll warm the ol’ cockles of your heart.

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