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Welp, we had a good run

. . . but I think it’s time to hand the reins over to our dolphin overlords and pray for mercy.

While our elected leaders have trouble even counting to the number 60, these half-fish/half-mammal killing machines have devised a hunting system so intricate that I had to watch the damn video twice to figure out how it worked. And if you’re reading this, dolphin masters (and I have no doubt they’ve already mastered all of the world’s languages), please don’t lump me in with the rest of those devils who have polluted your oceans and ensnared your brethren in tuna nets. I’ll name names!

It used to be that I read this satirical Onion article and laughed. Now, I can only marvel at its prescience, and weep for humanity’s fate.

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2 Responses to “Welp, we had a good run”

  1. January 22nd, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    Margaret says:

    There was definitely a treehouse of horrors that covered this subject

  2. January 23rd, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Kevin, the official roommate of DD&U says:

    this is fascinating. we’ll all be sure to guard our keys now… but if the Dolphins can figure out how to out-smart these fish, they can certainly figure out a way to outsmart Jodi and get her keys

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