Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter
You may not have noticed, but the sun was shining this morning. It was warm. A sweet breeze was blowing. It was as if the spirit of life were refilling the empty, fragile vessels of our souls. That’s right. After a long hiatus, Gossip Girl is back. I’m just praying that my tears of joy don’t fall on my keyboard and cause computer problems.
Also, I watched this off the DVR, so the time stamps are pretty useless. The whole blog is pretty useless, actually.
10:25 Zomg! GG is back!
Isn’t B obligated to inform her best friend that Nate is, in fact, a lamewad?
So Damien is from the same boarding school that S went to because she was a giant whore. Is this the uh, School for Scoundrels or something?
10:29 Hi Damien. Got any drugs you need to be delivered?
10:30 I probably should have looked over my last recap so I can remember why Rufus is pissed at Lily. This has been a long hiatus!
Since when are jewelers like lawyers and priests? Client confidentiality? What the hell is that?
10:31 “My grandfather got sick of watching me text you” = “My grandfather got sick of me.” Also, Serena wants to take things slow with Nate. I feel like anything would be slower than like, doing it on the bar. So carry on.
10:33 Remember when Dan was desperately in love with Serena? And now he’s casually giving Nate advice about her. Good turnaround, Dan. What a disappointment you are.
10:35 This is absurd! Jenny is making drug jackets! What a rotten human!
Anna Karenina roleplaying. Even as an English major, I don’t really appreciate that one.
10:38 Oh, that’s right. Rufus is going to shack up with the woman from the co-op. There’s that little subplot. How could I have forgotten!
10:40 But Serena, you’re right. The last thing you want to do IS rush into something! Why do I know your life better than you?
10:41 “I thought you lived on the Upper East side with your wife.” Just when I think Dan is a useless drip, he goes and redeems himself with a killer line.
“This wasn’t a Parent Trap situation that you and jenny could swoop in on.” Rufus with the burn! Did they get like, the good writers to take on this scene?
10:44 I’d like to see Jenny try to outsmart the international drug dealer.
10:45 Is that the first time someone has mentioned that Blair’s social-climbing agenda isn’t the most important thing in the world? Seems like it.
1047 Do you think the outfit that jenny would have worn with the sweet tart jacket would have displayed her cleavage as amply as serena’s? probably not, right?
10:51 You’ve changed, Serena? So why are you wearing a jacket made of drugs? Eh?
10:52 “That whore may be my mother.” I keep forgetting that it was painfully apparent to all of us that Chuck’s mom was at Bart’s grave, but that the folks in the show would never assume that in a million years. Woops.
Whoa, the masquerade ball was two years ago? The sands of time are slipping through my fingers like so many . . . grains of sand.
10:55 I really liked Serena’s shoes.
Hey, good idea Rufus, talking to your wife about your problems.
10:59 So . . . is this woman lying? Is it bad that I can’t tell? She’s got to be lying, right?
Also, is there any reason why we should believe that Blair’s super powers of persuasion work on grownups?
11:03 Come ON, rufus. You’re acting like your kid!
11:06 that newborn in the locket looked JUST LIKE CHUCK!
Tags: Gossip Girl, sweet mystery of life at last I've found thee, The Greatest Show of Our Time
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