If I’m ever found face-down in a pool of blood
The culprit
Look for the nail clippers. Undoubtedly, I’ll have been clipping the nails on my right hand by using the clippers in my left hand, and I’ll have brutally maimed myself. You’ll be like Columbo at the crime scene. It’ll be fun.
Seriously, though, how do people do it! I’ve been clipping my nails for years now, and I’ve yet to get the hang of using my non-dominant hand. Every grooming session is an adventure fraught with all manner of peril! And don’t say the solution is to have someone else do it. I’d rather have those freaky gross long fingernails that I have to carry around in bags!
Tags: hastily drawn pictures, hygeine, my inevitable demise
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August 15th, 2011 at 8:54 pm
Nail file. If you’re that inept, nail file.
August 16th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Yeahhhh, ^ What Margaret said ^
August 16th, 2011 at 1:57 pm
Ugh, are you people serious? Dragging that gritty file over all of your nails, to the point that they’re worn down to a suitably short length? I’d rather not have hands!