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	<description>Professor Marvel never guesses. He knows!</description>
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		<title>Little darling, it&#8217;s been a long cold lonely winter</title>
		<link>http://dangerousdirtyunfun.com/2010/03/little-darling-its-been-a-long-cold-lonely-winter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 04:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timmy</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[sweet mystery of life at last I've found thee]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You may not have noticed, but the sun was shining this morning. It was warm. A sweet breeze was blowing. It was as if the spirit of life were refilling the empty, fragile vessels of our souls. That&#8217;s right. After a long hiatus, Gossip Girl is back. I&#8217;m just praying that my tears of joy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, what heights we&#8217;ll hit . . .</title>
		<link>http://dangerousdirtyunfun.com/2010/03/oh-what-heights-well-hit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 05:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timmy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Academy Awards]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[useless drivel from an ignorant fool]]></category>

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As always, I’m writing about the Oscars because I like movies and I watch them from time to time, and I’m always trying to position Dangerous, Dirty, and Unfun within the zeitgeist. I only saw a few of the nominated films, namely Inglorious Basterds and a bootleg copy of Avatar, so as usual, all opinions [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OMG, Onion, get OUT OF MY HEAD</title>
		<link>http://dangerousdirtyunfun.com/2010/03/omg-onion-get-out-of-my-head/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timmy</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[The Onion]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wicked awk]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This happens to me, quite literally, EVERY TIME!
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		<title>Seriously, what&#8217;s so bad about representation?</title>
		<link>http://dangerousdirtyunfun.com/2010/03/seriously-whats-so-bad-about-representation/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerousdirtyunfun.com/2010/03/seriously-whats-so-bad-about-representation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timmy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[art]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pwnage]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[the torment of existence weighed against the anguish of nonbeing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I wouldn&#8217;t really say that I&#8217;m tremendously versed in the world of art, especially contemporary art, but I know what I like, and I know what I don&#8217;t like. So for anyone who ever looked at, for instance, Ellsworth Kelly&#8217;s Blue Panel and said &#8220;Oooooh&#8230;I get it&#8230;so, how about that local sports team,&#8221; I give [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thoughts on the dénouement of Terminator 2</title>
		<link>http://dangerousdirtyunfun.com/2010/02/thoughts-on-the-denouement-of-terminator-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 01:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timmy</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[also how come the Terminator melts in the molten steel but the chains on the rig don't: shouldn't they have built the Terminator out of chains?]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[deus ex machina]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Terminator 2]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I cannot self-terminate&#8221;? Is there some functional reason for the T-800 not to be able to destroy itself? What if the Terminator&#8217;s mission objective is best achieved by self-destructing? Or did we need an excuse to have a slow, heart-wrenching ending? 
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		<title>Shake harder, boy</title>
		<link>http://dangerousdirtyunfun.com/2010/02/shake-harder-boy-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timmy</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[blind rage]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[idiots]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[noobs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[the T]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
This post is dedicated to my new mortal nemesis. You&#8217;ve met this person before. He probably bumped into you this morning. Or you probably heard her loudly exclaim her surprise and start giggling to her pal every time she was met that rare and wondrous, several-thousand-times-in-a-lifetime event: the train going forward. That&#8217;s right. I&#8217;m referring [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hail to the chimp</title>
		<link>http://dangerousdirtyunfun.com/2010/02/hail-to-the-chimp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:50:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timmy</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[chimps]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[history]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[presidents]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Right off the bat, I&#8217;m going to admit that this post is not about monkeys. Hail to the Chimp is just my favorite fake Simpsons movie, and I needed a vaguely presidential-sounding title for this post. 
My buddy Nick, the Official Philadelphia Correspondent for Dangerous, Dirty, and Unfun, is a teacher, and today expressed to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two weeks</title>
		<link>http://dangerousdirtyunfun.com/2010/02/two-weeks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timmy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[delirious excitement]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[getting all wee-weed up]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Greatest Show of Our Time]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Regular readers of Dangerous, Dirty, and Unfun know exactly what I&#8217;m talking about. 
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		<title>Single-stream recycling: The scourge of the earth</title>
		<link>http://dangerousdirtyunfun.com/2010/02/single-stream-recycling-the-scourge-of-the-earth/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerousdirtyunfun.com/2010/02/single-stream-recycling-the-scourge-of-the-earth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 04:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timmy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[can ladies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[recycling]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[the environment]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dangerous, Dirty, and Unfun&#8217;s mommy always told me that it&#8217;s rude to let someone clean up after me if I&#8217;m capable of doing it myself. Sure, she washed my dishes and did my laundry for a good number of years, but the lesson took! Same thing in the Scouts. You bus your own tray, you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zelda warriors</title>
		<link>http://dangerousdirtyunfun.com/2010/02/zelda-warriors-5/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerousdirtyunfun.com/2010/02/zelda-warriors-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timmy</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[commercials]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hipster album covers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[let's mess with Texas]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Neutral Milk Hotel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[# This is obviously excellent news. 
# Fire up Boston Blazers! This radio spot has been coming up a lot on Pandora recently, and it&#8217;s an effing delight. These days, you so rarely come across a hokey,  old-school style jingle. Bravo, Boston Blazers. Dangerous, Dirty, and Unfun salutes you. 
# I usually resist things [...]]]></description>
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